J. Squeeze Football

Once upon a time we dressed up for Ivy League football when J. Press was tagged J. Squeeze by elitist campus cognoscenti. Unfortunately, when I attended Dartmouth in the 1950s, my alma mater was often ridiculed by those same folks who often mocked the rural wardrobe that was normcore on the Hanover Plain. The sidebar football snapshot picturing yours truly at Dartmouth Memorial Field illustrates my feeble attempt to disprove the charge. The 1958 Penn-Dartmouth game in Hanover produced a 13-12 heart pounding thrilla victory. It winningly took place on “Houseparties Weekend” encouraging seduction of my knockout date with her J. Press Shaggy Dog and a Dartmouth Schoolboy Muffler. I donned a drop dead J. Press Classic Homespun Shetland Glen Plaid Sport Jacket (self-gifted for no apparent reward), a near choking End-on-End Madras tab collar shirt, an ancient madder tie and a sheepish grin.

Three years later, ensconced at J. Press, I accompanied my dad, Paul Press, to the Yale-Harvard game in Cambridge. The bi-annual pregame party was engorged by Harvard Fly and Yale Fence Clubbers flushing the basement portals of our shop on the ground floor of the Harvard’s DU Club. The Cambridge branch closed two years ago, its sacred memory extant, but who knows what the future will bring?

That 1962 Yale-Harvard weekend prompted a Sports Illustrated Magazine feature by Bob Boyle, an acerbic sports columnist who had it in for my dad and the entire “New Haven tailoring establishment.” Here’s his ethnic slur:

“Nowadays, the Harvard-Yale game is no longer of importance as far as college football standings are concerned, and much of the ferocity has departed. Nonetheless, the game remains the focal point for all sorts of curious folk practices. For instance, whenever it is played at Harvard, as it was November 24 last, representatives of the New Haven tailoring establishments—J. Press, Fenn-Feinstein, Chipp, Arthur Rosenberg, et al.—entrain for Cambridge to render biennial obeisance and to see what the young gentlemen are wearing. The tailors themselves wear velour Alpine hats, double-breasted, tweed topcoats and blue oxford shirts to offset their sallow complexions. By custom they do not speak to one another, and, upon arrival, each goes his separate way. Following tradition, Paul Press descends into the basement of J. Press, where he stands his Cambridge branch employees to a buffet luncheon of cream soda and hot pastrami imported from New Haven."

Mr. Boyle, portraying my dad and his competitors in a tapestry of Lower East Side Pushcart Peddlers was not only insulting, he was mistaken. Whalley Avenue pastrami and cream soda stayed in New Haven. The party fare consisted solely of peanuts washed down with shots of Jim Beam and ‘Gansett chasers.

Boyle was indeed on target regarding the diminished importance of Ivy League football. But hope still glimmers 57 years after the pernicious article. Last season’s Yale-Harvard game played before a nearly full house in Fenway Park, Harvard Memorial Stadium undergoing a fixer upper. An equivalent situation occurs this year, Princeton rebuilding Palmer Stadium with kickoff against the Big Green November 9th at Yankee Stadium.

The Ivy League still knows how to send a long punt down field even under the shadow of Babe Ruth.

RICHARD PRESS

6 comments

Richard: Your recollections and commentaries on the J Press “saga” are a joy to read!

Jim McCullough November 04, 2019

You can add ROSENTHALL-MARETZ to the list of Haberdashers.

G. Richard Morris October 30, 2019

I attended only one Yale football game during my Divinity and Graduate studies and that was the 1968 Yale-Princeton game at Yale Bowl. What I remember most vividly were the alumni who knew how to wear a sport-coat to a sporting event, and the guy sporting an authentic Raccoon Coat!

I saw my first authentic Raccoon Coat at the Yale-Princeton Game in 1968 at Yale Bowl.

Robert W. Emmaus October 29, 2019

Mr. Press; Your “remembrance of things past” brings me back to memories long forgotten. But tell me, why Sid Gilman and the Los Angeles Rams? Was it the bow tie?
I’ve always been disappointed you closed the San Francisco Store
Regards
M

OldSchool59 October 28, 2019

Hats off once again to Richard Press for a glimpse back when good football and sartorial splendour ruled Ivy League football. Thanks also for reminding us of the easy way in which an ethnic slur could make its way into the mainstream media. We can rue the loss of Ivy football dominance but not bigoted journalism.

I wonder how many young people know of the dominance of the Ivies in the 30’s, 40’s and early 50’s? George Munger’s Penn teams often finished in the top ten while playing the likes of Navy, Michigan and Notre Dame. Two of the first three Heisman Trophy winners were from Yale and Priceton’s Dick Kazmaier won the award in 1951. Meanwhile, Penn’s Bod Odell finished second to Notre Dame’s Angelo Bertelli in 1943 and the Quakers’ Francis “Reds” Bagnel finished third in 1950 behind Vic Janowicz and Kyle Rote.

Jim Gilligan October 28, 2019

Great article

Richard Meyer October 28, 2019

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